You’ve got the perfect gift picked out for the bride-to-be. Maybe it’s a bottle of her favorite wine. Maybe it’s a personalized memento that you made yourself to show how happy you are for her. Maybe it’s a pair of fundies or a new husband voodoo doll or something else from our gag gifts section. Whatever it is, oh em gee, she’s going to love it. And with such a special gift for such a special occasion, you can’t just give it to her in any old bag or box. You need a gift bag that’s as wild and wonderful as the gift inside is.

That’s where the You Sexy Bitch Gift Bag comes in. This beautiful blue bag has the words “You Sexy Bitch!” spelled out in silver letters, and is covered top-to-bottom with a shiny aquamarine glitter creating a sparkly leopard print on the bag. We think this bag works best if the gift inside includes some kind of bachelorette party fashion accessory, or penis lipstick, or the like - to help her look her sexiest - but it’s really appropriate for any gift you give the bachelorette, since she’ll always be a sexy bitch, even once she’s married!